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Miss, do you see that guy over there? You see, he doesn’t know, still doesn’t know…

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Miss, do you see that guy over there? You see, he doesn’t know, still doesn’t know… What’s your name, by the way? And my name is Jack. So, that guy still doesn’t know that we’ve just got to know each other.

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You look just like my psychoanalyst…

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– You look just like my psychoanalyst.
– ???
– But he already has a girlfriend.

If the guy explains that he has a girlfriend as well, than you can develop the conversation by saying: “You have understood me incorrectly. Why do men always seek out the hidden meaning in ordinary utterances of women?!”

If he says he does not have a girlfriend yet then say the following: “I think I am not ready to start the relationship so quickly since don’t know each other at all.”

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Miss, do you know what I’ve just seen?..

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Miss, do you know what I’ve just seen? I’ve seen how one guy got to know a girl. And literally after 5 minutes of conversation they talked as if they knew each other for 100 years. By the way do you know what was his first phrase? He said: “Do you know what I’ve jus seen?..”

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I want to ask you an unusual question: what should a guy say to girl to get a slap?

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I want to ask you an unusual question: what should a guy say to girl to get a slap?

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Miss, have you ever got to know a guy in a restroom?

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Miss, have you ever got to know a guy in a restroom?