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You are so good that I’m willing to drink all the water from the bath you’ve just taken!

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You are so good that I’m willing to drink all the water from the bath you’ve just taken!

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Miss, you are so beautiful, that I’ve lost the power of speech and the air has stuck in my throat. Could you, please, tap on my back?

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Miss, you are so beautiful, that I’ve lost the power of speech and the air has stuck in my throat. Could you, please, tap on my back?

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Looking at your photos I decided that you would become an excellent grandmother for my grandchildren.

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Looking at your photos I decided that you would become an excellent grandmother for my grandchildren.

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Pull up a simple flower with a root (can be weed), come to a girl or a group of girls and say: “This is a flower. And I am Paul”.

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Pull up a simple flower with a root (can be weed), come to a girl or a group of girls and say: “This is a flower. And I am Paul”.

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Hi. I’ve just sent your photo to NASA, it will be put in a special capsule and sent to Mars…

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Hi. I’ve just sent your photo to NASA, it will be put in a special capsule and sent to Mars…

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My friend told me that it is really difficult to get turned down by a girl…

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My friend told me that it is really difficult to get turned down by a girl…

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Do you want to see my grave?

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Do you want to see my grave?